Remember reading lessons in the 50's? Apply that today.

See Dick. See Jane. See Dick and Jane.

See dick. See Spot. See dick run. Dick has an STD. See Dick and Jane together. Now both Dick and Jane have STDs.

See Dick. He is not a crook. That's a crock. Dick is a crook!

Stories in the 80's had characters like "the Pokey little Puppy". The Pokey little puppy was always getting in trouble. Maybe he wasn't too smart.

Then we had Curious George. Curious george was a little too curious for his own good. Maybe he wasn't too smart.

Somehow George looked like he always had a smirk on his face.

Do you see where this is going? I don't miss Dick, He was a crook and caused many people to die in foriegn adventures. I wish I had the luxery of missing George... He is a crook and many people are dying in foriegn adventures.

Curiouoso*