We are leaving direct from work so tell me when she's going to pack? All night while I try to sleep? And I'm still getting up at 5?

Every trip it's the same....last minute crap and packing.

Did you see the news in the paper about the 5 year old that was suspended from school, for Sexual Harassment?? His crime? He pinched a girl on the butt. His father said "He doesn't know anything about sex, what am I supposed to tell him other than don't pinch your friends!?"

Not to be outdone, a school in Texas, in the moronic spirt of our moron president, disciplined a 4 year old preschooler for sexual harassment. The crime? The four year old boy hugged a teachers aide! This will remain on the students record until he goes to middle school! I thought we wanted our children to be loving kids? I guess not in Texas.... Perhaps he should of brought a gun to school and instituted some American style democracy by shooting the teachers aide.

I was in our pharmacy today when a patient was picking up some medicine;

"Have you ever taken this before?"

"I think so..."

" Well do you have diabetes or high Blood pressure?"

"Yes"

"Do you suffer from gout or Athuritis?"

"yes both"

"What about kidney stones or irregular heart beat?"

"Yes and Yes"

"Hmm,Does your doctor know about this?"

"I think so"

"ANY of the following problems, bunions, warts, sprains, strains or other pains?"

"I think I'll just skip this medicine, I probably am too sick to take it...."

"Sir, Sir, come back here....."
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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be Chicken sedans!

Curiouoso* says "Have a wonderful Christmas!