How about this: I no longer have a job in 3 weeks.

I went to send out resumes to a number of contracting company recruiters I've used before, and 40%, 4 out of 10 don't work there anymore.

I guess I'll just kick back and collect unemployment....Which would just fine.....if I collected under 10 different names. It'd take at least that to keep up my standard of living.

Fuck it. I'm outta here.