**** Star ****
Tom Amorado - Me, Me, Me. I'ts all about Me! It is my diary.

***** Guest Stars *****
Arturo - Long time friend and partner in crime - Big Wino. My "evil twin".

Treela, Georgette - Same person, Better half of above.

Middy, M1dnite the Minority Dog, Big Black Bastard - Balck lab, Honorary House Dog, thinks he's a people. Reputed to have low self esteem due to getting his maleness chopped at an early age.

Frank Chu - San Francisco Character - How could he not get Star Billing?

**** Supporting Cast ****
Amy - Sometimes referred to as "The significant other".

Ryan - Son - Called "Cryin' Ryan" as a baby. Now 20, Good Kid.

Melanie - Daughter - Called "Smelly Mellie" as a baby. Now 23, Fine Daughter.

Nick - Mel's Fiance

Paola - Oldest half brother - family 1 - 56

Ron - Younger half brother - family 2 - 52

Ricardo - Younger half brother - family 2 - 51

Pablo - Younger half brother - family 3 - 51

Rinaldo - Younger half brother - family 3 - 50

Christoff - Younger half brother - family 3 - 45

**** Other Cast members ****

Deborah - Rinaldo's 2nd other half

Shawna, Jessie - Nieces from Ricardo

Casey - Shawna's other half

**** Minor bit parts ****

The Beast - 4wd Dodge Ramcharger

Tammy - Amy's co-worker - Claim to fame, Was on "Who wants to marry my dad."

Ramon - Next door neighbor.

Greg - Amy's X-Carpooler - The car still smells like animals. Was arrested for too many pets.

Doug Dick - X-potential employer - Truly an Asshole!

X-Wife - The beautiful Bitch from Hell - Potentially a regular person now.

Big Bob - Friend from San Francisco

Tomas - Friend from Petaluma

Ortiz - Major Asshole x-coworker

Marjean - x-coworker

Diedre - x-coworker

**** Failed Actors *****

Baby Weed, Shrub Boy, Shrubby - President of "Destroy America's Reputation Club"

Rummybrain, Dickless Cheny - Other Fucked Up Club Members