Hints that your new lust partner might be too young for you:

1. She is younger than your oldest grandchild.

2. Your drivers license is old enough it could be her grandfather.

3. Howdy Dody and The original Mouseketeers were my favorite shows on black and white TV. Hers were Teletubbies and Spongebob Squarepants on a flat screen TV.

4. I remember when two bits could buy 3 bags of marbles. She remembers Yugioh card decks @ $6.50!

5. They used to have this new invention, Birth Control pills, and no one I knew used anything else, but now fears of disease forces condom use.

6. There used to be maybe 1 kind of comdom, Trojans or some such and in my day, condoms were behind the pharmacy counter, and the old guy would give you the evil eye if you even thought of asking for one. Now they are in plain sight, but there's 4,395 types, and what the hell does "cross ribbed with a Michelin style tread" mean anyway?

Curiouoso compouding his own style of modern medicine with 1/4 viagra, 1 whole levitra, and 1 whole Cealis**. The song says, "I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was!" The aforementioned mixture made me 3 times as good as I ever was, and the rigors of a 23 year old girl and a 24 hour session, prove it! **Not recommended for timid users afraid of intense sex and heart attacks!