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2007-03-16 - 10:16 a.m. I thought I'd pass on these Email jokes I got:IRISH SMILES: Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." ***************************************************** An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A Garda pulls him over. "So," says the Garda to the driver, where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the Garda, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the Garda, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?" AND THE BEST FOR LAST
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."
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