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2008-10-28 - 7:45 a.m. Another email making the rounds. Too appropriate to laugh, too true to cry, too funny not to be amused.NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked PROFIT -- An archaic word Curiouoso* seeing it every day. |
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