Get your ow
n diary at DiaryLand.com! contact me older entries newest entry

Locations of visitors to this page Click for Avondale, Arizona Forecast

2007-10-14 - 7:24 p.m.

Did you see me on national TV at Friday's Diamondback - Rockies playoffs? Our section was shown long enough and clear enough that some people sitting there got calls from thier friends!

I'm just going to assume you all did since no one ever answers these questions anyway, but once in a blue moon.

I've got the Fi-air-o poor mans sports car up for sale. I'm getting lots of calls too, but some person, Female, that lives here and doesn't have clue about filing stuff, has very helpfully filed all the receits, title and everything, away, in a very safe place. You know, that one so safe that even she can't find it?

We have a large filing cabinet in the garage for long term filing, an office with a small cabinet for monthly receits, a desk drawer for current bills, and somehow, a kitchen drawer for spur of the minute clean-up, a bedroom drawer for bedroom spur of the minute cleaning, and a laundry room shelf for "I didn't know where to put it" stuff, A 2 1/2 car garage for the looks like garage type papers, and god only knows how many other cubbyholes used for hiding paperwork that I have never found! But No, none of the usual suspects will do!

My solution is always the same, "The office floor my dear, and I'll file it where it belongs", but some how things keep ending up squirreled away in one of the aforementioned spots. Is it unreasonable to plead temporary insanity for whatever happens next, or do I just have to make it look like an accident?

Tomorrow on the way back from the Motor vehicle dept., I might just have to stop at the library and pick up that book, "Nice but obscure places to live where the women are friendly, the wine is cheap and they've never heard of extradition", by Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, ghost written by Ambrose Bierce.

BTW, Are Mr. Vanilla and D. ever going to invite Amy and I over to see "the new baby"? I think the kid is 15 by now!

Do walruses shit in the woods?
___________________________________
The Devils Dictionary:

WOMAN, n.

An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication. It is credited by many of the elder zoologists with a certain vestigial docility acquired in a former state of seclusion, but naturalists of the postsusananthony period, having no knowledge of the seclusion, deny the virtue and declare that such as creation's dawn beheld, it roareth now. The species is the most widely distributed of all beasts of prey, infesting all habitable parts of the globe, from Greeland's spicy mountains to India's moral strand. The popular name (wolfman) is incorrect, for the creature is of the cat kind. The woman is lithe and graceful in its movement, especially the American variety (felis pugnans), is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk.
óBalthasar Pober
__________________________________

That's enough for tonight. Curiouoso* feels the wrath of a female descending on him.......

|

about me - read my profile! read other Diar
yLand diaries! recommend my diary to a friend! Get
 your own fun + free diary at DiaryLand.com!

previous - next

Nigerian spams again - 2010-09-11

Nigerian spams again - 2010-09-11

update for march - 2010-03-20

party time - 2010-02-07

back again - 2009-12-05

Who Links Here

Consumer Disclaimer!