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2008-11-20 - 9:44 p.m.

We are going to do this different than other people....instead of me answering your typical survey, which many times are written for 13 yr old "I don't know shit about anything, but I'll try to prove I'm super cool by answering these questions", I'll post the questions, and if you want to know 1 or more answers, leave me a comment and I'll give it a shot. If you prefer make up your own, but I can't guarentee to answer any "when did you stop beating your dog questions!"

Here goes:



1. Would you marry a foreigner for money?

2. Do you have dentures?

3. Could you live without a computer?

4. If you could live in a differnt decade/universe which would it be?

5. Do you drink enough water?

6. Do you wear underware in the house or take em off?

7. Who are your favorite fruits?

8. What is your favorite place to visit?

9. Are your knees photogenic?

10. Do you dream in color or black and white?

11. Do you speak Pig Latin, Double Dutch or Esperanto?

12. Do you drink alcohol More than 10 times a day?

13. What is the most beautiful language?

14. Do you like being kissed when you are asleep?

15. WHAT do you like MOST: Easter or the Winter Solstice?

16. Do you want to live until you're 101 yrs old?

17. Is Hair important to you?

18. What body part of the opposite sex is sexiest?

19. When watching porno movies are the lights on or off?

20. Do you believe in magic? Or, at what age did you hear that corney song?

21. Do you believe in Xanadu?

22. Do you like to watch cartoons? "Get Real!"

23. At what age did you find out that "Death Valley Days" wasn't a documentary?

24. Do you write poems on bathroom walls?

25. Do you snore in Company meetings or lecture halls?

26. You sleep more on your back, front, sides or in your office chair?

27. Would you rather have an ankle biter shitzu or a rottweiler?

28. Are you basically a happy person?

29. Are you tired of your neighbors or thier kids?

30. Did you drink anything with caffeine prior to reading this survey?

31. How do you take your coffee, 6 oz cups or gallon jugs?

32. How many landline/cellphones do you have in your house?

33. Do you get along with your parent's spiritual advisors? What about thier attorneys?

34. Do you jitterbug, and what does that have to do with the aforementioned overdose of caffiene?

35. Do you have a albino relative, or other inbred relations?

36. Have you ever had a birthday party for your pet?

37. What do you do when you're tearing down the road and you suddenly realize you don't have a clue where you are or where you were traveling to?

38. What do you need most now?

39. What inner voices are you listening to right now?

40.What are you craving right now that isn't illegal, immoral or against the law in Muslim Societies?

Curiouoso* says "That's all folks!"

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